SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid

The Cringe One

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SCP-XXXX in containment (image altered for security)

Special Containment Procedures

SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber at Site-██. The chamber must be lined with memetic-resistant materials to prevent its anomalous effects from spreading. Personnel interacting with SCP-XXXX must wear Class-III Memetic Hazard Protection Gear and undergo weekly cringe-resistance training.

Under no circumstances should SCP-XXXX be allowed access to social media platforms, internet forums, or any platform where it could spread its anomalous effects to the general population.

Description

SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity measuring approximately 1.8 meters in height, appearing as a Caucasian male in its mid-20s. SCP-XXXX exhibits extreme "cringe" behavior patterns, including but not limited to:

The anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX manifest when observers experience its behavior. Witnesses report intense feelings of embarrassment, discomfort, and in severe cases, physical pain. Prolonged exposure (more than 15 minutes) can lead to permanent social anxiety disorders in subjects.

Addendum XXXX-1: Discovery

SCP-XXXX was discovered in ██████, Ohio after local authorities received multiple complaints about an individual causing mass discomfort at a shopping mall. Foundation agents embedded in local law enforcement identified the anomalous nature of the events and contained SCP-XXXX with minimal civilian exposure.

Addendum XXXX-2: Incident Report

On ██/██/20██, SCP-XXXX briefly escaped containment and accessed a computer terminal. In the 4 minutes before recapture, SCP-XXXX managed to post several cringe-inducing memes to a popular social media platform. The resulting memetic infection required Class-B amnestics for approximately 12,000 affected individuals.